glitterghxst:

hi guys so my girlfriend’s name is blue sargent and this is why i love her

• she accidentally became a vegetarian she just isn’t fond of meat so she eats so much yogurt and salads and totally packs fruit kebobs for lunch,,, what a nerd
  
• she has an emergency sewing kit
• henrietta high school legend says if you say “blue sargent” and spin around three times in the girls bathroom she’ll walk out of the stall and have the exact right button to replace the one that got ripped off your sweater
• literal embodiment of “aesthetic or die”, she’d choose overheating in the middle of a virginia summer over ruining her look
• “blue you look like you’re gonna pass out”
• “i’m sorry, i misheard, i think you meant i look fucking great”
• her guilty pleasure is 90′s boy bands she loves *nsync and backstreet boys and totally knows all the bad dance moves from the music videos
• she’s tone deaf though can’t carry a tune to save her life but sings loud and proud anyway
• she has a gap in her teeth just big enough to be noticeable, it whistles when she’s trying not to laugh
• she’s a mug hoarder that brings tea up to her room but has like twelve mugs on her window sill from forgetting to bring them back down
• her dad’s a fuckin woodland nymph so she’s ridiculously good with plants and her vegetable garden is the envy of the neighborhood
• she’s a dog person she walks dogs as a job because she gets paid!!! to spend time with dogs!!! she loves it so much
• once whipped out her switch on a boy twice her size for catcalling and scared the living daylights out of him,, attitude makes up for height and this girl’s got plenty of it
• she’s not a bad student but she does get asked to leave class for sassing her teacher’s or telling them theyre wrong
• “[insert historical figure] was gay”
• “ms. sargent please don’t”
• “history is so fucking gay you don’t understand-”
• “please sit outside for the remainder of class” 
• *cue deep dramatic sigh from blue*
• the teacher called maura, who laughed her ass off and hung up the phone
• she was riding her bike home one day and was late because she got distracted talking to a homeless guy while waiting at an intersection and she bought him some mcdonalds and played cards with him
• LOVES stargazing so much, persephone taught her the constellations when she was little
• when she misses her she goes and sits under the stars with smelly tea, wearing a pair of persephone’s socks. she feels closer to her that way and it hurts a little less.
• the gray man didn’t teach her how to fight, calla did.
• by the time calla is done with her blue can flip ronan on his back
• speaking of ronan him and blue are best friends i don’t make the rules these are just facts
• she has dream hair clips that change color
• she sewed pockets into all his jackets for chainsaw
• theyre combat boot buddies
• she is Tiny and rides on ronan’s back or shoulders
• she has literally taken a running leap and jumped on his back while he was in the middle of a conversation and he didn’t falter in the slightest
• he rips up clothes for her so she can get that Punk Aesthetic
• she gives the best hugs on the planet she is a tiny lady but will pull you in so tight and you can rest your head on her soft hair,,, wow
• her nail polish is always chipped it lasts like an hour tops
• there’s always kids running around the house and she is so good with them, playing tag, teaching them crafts and cool friendship bracelet patterns and she wears all the ones they make for her
• you think ronan cusses up a storm? blue could give him a run for his money the girl’s got a mouth like a sailor
• loves yoga but only knows like 6 poses that she does over and over, calla judges her
• “blue why are you laying on the ground”
  
• “im doing yoga. its called corpse pose. leave me alone youre fucking up my zen.”
• corpse pose is a lie it’s literally laying on the ground 
• that’s about it
• my girl is a dorky feminist hippy and i love her
• she deserved better
• :))))